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Faux Fur Throw Blanket for Couch
This lives on the couch and immediately makes movie nights better. Cozy without being sentimental and excellent for stealing back if necessary.
Let’s Fucking Date Card Game
If you want honesty, chaos, or clarity, this will deliver one of the three. Best used after a drink.
Signature Cashmere Hoodie
This is the most “are we sure?” item on this list. Soft, elevated, and very tempting. Proceed only if you’re comfortable with feelings potentially developing.
9-Piece Valentine’s Chocolate Heart Gift Box
A step above drugstore candy, but still safely casual. Sweet, easy, and disappears quickly. Just like the relationship.
Signature Reed Diffuser
Smells like money and good decisions. Low effort, high payoff, and makes his place feel more put together without you saying a word.
SoundLink Micro Portable Speaker
This is perfect to drown out the sound of you screaming inside your head that he still won't meet your friends.
Woody Sandalwood
This smells like Santal but costs under $50, which is the correct price point for a man who hasn’t defined the relationship. Warm, woody, attractive. No regrets here.
Men’s Signature Robe
Okay, this one is borderline boyfriend behavior because it'll seriously upgrade his after-shower routine. You've been warned.
Game On Eye Patches (5-Pack)
For late nights, early mornings, or whatever he says he was doing when he wasn't texting you back.
The Sex Elixir
We don't need to tell you what this one is for.
Baby Big Ass Candle – Santal & Coconut
It’s a big candle that smells great and makes the apartment feel nicer. You don’t need to unpack it further than that.
Massage Oil Candle
And here's a candle with a little more to it. If you ask us, you should be the one getting the massage after gifting it.
Card Game
This can either clear things up or make the night weird. Both outcomes are useful.
Sweet Blossom Deep Moisturizing Lotion Bar
You can gift this and conveniently leave it at his place so there’s actual lotion available. The heart shape makes it feel Valentine-y without being weird about it.
Sonicare One Battery Toothbrush
The toothbrush that invites him to stay over more than once. It's practical and slightly intimate, but not scary. Also solves the borrowed toothbrush problem immediately.
Rise Water Bottle With Covered Silicone Straw
Bethenny says this is the best water bottle she's ever used, which means it's probably too good for him. But that's none of our business.
Aromatherapy Bath Set
This raises the bar in his bathroom and makes everything feel calmer afterward, including you.
Whiskey Glasses Set of 6
This says that you noticed he likes whiskey, not that you're planning a future together. Clean, solid glasses that upgrade his cabinet instantly. Also works if you just want something better to drink out of when you’re there.
Santal & Vetiver Body Wash
Partly a gift and partly a public service. It smells great, looks good in the shower, and means you won’t be dealing with whatever mystery soap he’s been using since college.
Marled-Knit Beanie
A beanie is safe territory, but this one actually looks good. Which is important if this person is going to be affiliated with you.
Woven Boxers
When you want to do the absolute least, get him a single pair of new underwear. At the very least, he'll think of you as he's getting (un)dressed.
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