Miami isn’t just a city—it’s a whole vibe, a scene, a moment. It’s high energy, bold, and a little bit extra—which is exactly why Bethenny recently moved into her home away from home. Most of her days are spent soaking up the sun, exploring new spots, and figuring out what makes this place tick. And let’s just say —Miami is not just beaches and bottle service.

If you think it’s all spring break on steroids, grab a Mingle Mocktail and get comfortable, because this city has layers. It’s food, culture, art, history, and the kind of people-watching that deserves its own reality show. You can go from a laid-back beach morning to an incredible dinner to a completely unhinged night out all in the same day. 

So whether you’re visiting for a weekend or making Miami your third home (like B), we’ve got you covered. This is the no-nonsense guide to doing Miami right—fun, unique, and totally AT THE LEVEL.

The Ultimate Miami Guide for Relaxation, Beaches, Shopping & Dining

If your idea of a perfect Miami trip includes chilling out, soaking up the sun, indulging in some retail therapy, and eating like you mean it, welcome to the club. Miami may have a reputation for being extra, but it also knows how to serve luxury, leisure, and laid-back vibes like no other. Here’s how to do Miami right—no bottle service required.

Where to Stay

If you want to sleep where luxury meets effortless cool, here’s where you should be booking.

Faena Hotel Miami Beach

Faena Hotel Miami Beach isn’t just a place to crash—it’s a whole scene. Think gilded columns, plush velvet, and a literal Damien Hirst gold mammoth—because why not? The butler service is next-level, so expect a glass of rosé in hand before your bag even hits the room. And the pool? Striped loungers, perfect service, and just the right amount of exclusivity—no spring break chaos here.

But Faena isn’t just about lounging—it’s a vibe. Los Fuegos by Francis Mallmann serves up unreal wood-fired everything, and The Living Room is where you sip cocktails while soaking up the live music. And if you’re feeling fancy, Faena Theater’s cabaret-style shows are beyond. It’s a splurge, but if you want pure Miami luxury with a side of drama and flair, this is it.

The Setai 

If you want to escape the chaos while still being in the heart of South Beach, The Setai is it. Unlike the high-energy, party-centric hotels in South Beach, this place is all about serenity and sophistication. The design is sleek and minimal—dark woods, marble, and an overall calming, Asian-inspired aesthetic that instantly makes you feel like you’re on a retreat. Whether you’re lounging by one of the three temperature-controlled infinity pools or unwinding in your suite with ocean views, The Setai delivers a next-level, peaceful escape in the heart of the action.

But don’t mistake zen for boring—the service here is flawless, and the luxury is effortless. Their beachfront setup is one of the best in Miami, with staff catering to your every need, whether you’re ordering a five-star meal or just a coconut water (which, yes, arrives beautifully chilled). Plus, their on-site restaurant serves up incredible pan-Asian cuisine, and the spa is beyond. If you want a stay that feels exclusive, intimate, and indulgent without being flashy, The Setai is it.

Esmé Miami Beach

Esmé Miami Beach is a hidden gem—boutique, stylish, and effortlessly cool without the sky-high Miami price tag. Tucked away on historic Española Way, it offers European charm with Spanish-style architecture, cobblestone streets, and intimate courtyards that feel like a world away from the typical South Beach scene. The rooms are beautifully designed, blending vintage touches with modern comfort, and the rooftop pool and lounge provide the perfect spot to unwind with a cocktail in hand.

The location is unbeatable—just a short walk to the beach, Lincoln Road, and top restaurants. Speaking of food, Esmé has several great dining options, including Bar Pintxo, a cozy tapas spot, and The Drexel, known for its fresh Mediterranean-inspired dishes. If you want a hotel that’s affordable, stylish, and full of character, Esmé is the perfect chic-but-unpretentious place to stay in Miami.

Where to Eat

  • Carbone Miami – Yes, it’s a scene, but you’re here for the spicy rigatoni vodka and the flex of getting a reservation.

  • Mandolin Aegean Bistro – A charming Mediterranean spot that feels like a vacation within a vacation—perfect for a long, wine-soaked lunch.

  • Joia Beach – A hidden waterfront gem where you can dine with your toes in the sand.

  • Papi Steak – It’s bold, loud, and has steak served in a briefcase—Miami, summarized.

  • Zuma Miami – If sushi and sleek waterfront views are your thing, this Japanese spot is beyond.

  • MILA – A rooftop paradise where Mediterranean and Asian influences collide, serving up top-tier cocktails and a visually stunning setting.

  • Japon – A sleek and modern Japanese fusion spot located in The Setai with sushi and omakase that will make you question everything you thought you knew about freshness.

  • Makoto – A Bal Harbour staple offering some of the best sushi and robata in the city, all within an elegant and upscale environment.

For Relaxation: Zen Vibes & Pampering

  • The Standard Spa, Miami Beach – A wellness retreat with an edge—think hydrotherapy pools, bayfront lounging, and a spa menu that could fix even the most unhinged travel stress.

  • The Setai Spa – If you want serious pampering, this place is giving peace, quiet, and ridiculous levels of luxury—it’s basically a vacation from your vacation.

  • South Pointe Park – A little green space by the water that’s perfect for morning yoga, people-watching, or just sitting in silence pretending you live here.

  • Faena Spa — The Faena Hammam Bath and Spa is a total sanctuary—think marble-clad luxury, ancient cleansing rituals, and treatments that will make you feel reborn.

For Beach Lovers: Where to Soak Up the Sun

  • Surfside Beach – If crowds give you hives, head here. It’s peaceful, it’s pristine, and it’s shockingly free of chaos.

  • 1 Hotel South Beach Rooftop Pool – Not a beach, but who cares? The vibes, the ocean views, and the ridiculously good cocktails make it a must.

  • Lido Beach at The Standard – A chill, bayfront spot where you can lounge all day and sip something cold without dealing with the South Beach madness.

For Shopping: Where to Drop Your Cash (or Just Browse Like You Belong)

  • Miami Design District – Where Dior, Louis Vuitton, and Gucci live—and where you’ll see people wearing things that cost more than your rent. Even if you’re just here for the galleries and people-watching, it’s a scene.

  • Bal Harbour Shops – Luxury, but make it tropical. High-end designer stores, lush greenery, and zero tackiness—this place is at the level.

  • Coconut Grove - Coconut Grove shopping is a mix of luxury and laid-back charm, with stylish boutiques, indie designers, and waterfront dining. CocoWalk is the neighborhood’s hub, offering trendy stores, chic cafés, and a relaxed open-air vibe.

The Bottom Line

Miami may be extra, but it’s also the perfect mix of relaxation, luxury, and indulgence. Whether you’re here to unwind at the spa, soak up the sun on a pristine beach, explore the best shopping, or eat your way through the city, Miami is giving main character energy, and you should absolutely be here for it.

FAQs

What are the best luxury hotels in Miami?

  • For high-end stays, Bethenny recommends Faena Hotel Miami Beach, The Setai, and Esmé Miami Beach, offering top-tier service, stunning design, and exclusive vibes.

Where are the best places to eat in Miami?

  • Don’t miss Carbone Miami for Italian, Papi Steak for bold flavors, and Zuma for incredible sushi with a view.

What are the best non-touristy things to do in Miami?

  • Skip the crowds at Surfside Beach, unwind at The Standard Spa, and explore Coconut Grove’s indie boutiques and cafés.

Where’s the best shopping in Miami?

  • Luxury lovers should hit Bal Harbour Shops & Miami Design District, while Coconut Grove & Kith Ice Cream offer trendy, must-visit spots.

Is Miami worth visiting for a relaxing vacation?

  • Absolutely! The Standard Spa, The Setai’s beachfront, and South Pointe Park offer laid-back luxury with zero party scene chaos.



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