For The Guy Who Does a Double-Take in The Mirror
He’s not vain, he’s just observant. The mirror happens to be in front of him, and what’s he supposed to do—not look? This is the guy who knows his sleeve...
He’s not vain, he’s just observant. The mirror happens to be in front of him, and what’s he supposed to do—not look? This is the guy who knows his sleeve...
He throws himself into everything that sparks his interest with full commitment and a spreadsheet.
There are moms, and then there are overstimulated moms. The ones who haven’t peed alone since 2019. The ones who can identify a snack wrapper by sound alone. The ones...
Everything here has a purpose, costs under thirty bucks, and won’t get tossed in a drawer come January.
He’s already mastered discipline—these gifts just make it a little more enjoyable.
Because no one has ever said "no, thank you" to good food.